This post is dedicated to the back-ups to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:
Horseman 5: Excessive Flatulence
Horseman 6: Marital Strife
Horseman 7: Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Horseman 8: Lupus
Your names may never have made their way into the Good Book,
but you were reliable reserves to the Big Four, and I’ll be damned if you
couldn’t ride like hell.
In other news, the Countdown to Springtime is underway:
27 Days, 12 Hours, 57 Minutes...
Huzzah! Down with the Groundhog, Huzzah!
That's right, you little bitchass rodent, your time is nearly up!
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