Flan Lady and Pancake Man!
Fuckin' shit up and makin' criminals pay!
Eatin' flans and pancakes and makin' a stand
They're mentally unwell but that's ok!
Tryin' to do good as long as they're able
The most feared duo at the kitchen table!
Just when you think this blog's sunk as low as it can go, there'a trap door...
(fart sounds)
Danger factor for various public health concerns
(0 to 10 scale)
Influenza: 4.2 - Typically results in 50,000 + deaths per year worldwide
Coronavirus: 3.1 - Biggest problem here seems related to a nation-wide toilet paper shortage
Pabst Blue Ribbonvirus: 7.9 - A much deadlier contagion with symptoms that include a massive reduction in IQ, loose stool*, and an all-consuming obsession with the movie Blue Velvet
* Too bad you a-holes took all the T.P., eh?
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| Hang in there, buddy. |
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