Voodoo Doll
Voluptuous Dolphin
Vandalized Doorknob
Vicious Demagogue
Violent Doberman
Vaporous Daybreak
Vaginal Drainage
Voracious Dendrophile
Vicarious Daydream
Vulgar Deviant
Veal Drizzle
Vin Diesel
Viola, Delaware
Modified lyrics of The
Star-Spangled Banner replacing every fifth word with "porcupine":
Oh, say can you
porcupine by the dawn’s early porcupine?
What so proudly we
porcupined at the twilight’s last porcupine?
Whose broad stripes and
porcupine stars through the perilous porcupine,
O’er the ramparts we
porcupined were so gallantly streaming?
Procupine the rocket’s
red glare, porcupine bombs bursting in air
Porcupined proof
through the night porcupine our flag was still porcupine
Oh, say does that
porcupine-spangled banner yet wave
O’er porcupine land of
the free porcupine the home of the porcupine?
Why do I do these things?
Finally, a well-earned pat on the back to Bruins rising superstar David Pastrnak. His recent hat trick against the Canadiens put him back at the top of the league in goals with 41. Keep up the good work, sir!
Hats off to you!
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| Don't worry. We'll get those teeth fixed later, buddy! |
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