Give it to me straight, Doc... is it lupus?

Fun facts about Reno, Nevada:

Nicknamed “Biggest Little City in the World”

A mere 22 miles from Lake Tahoe!

Population: approx. 251,000

Birthplace of WSOP star* Jennifer Harman

Home to the Diamondbacks AAA affiliate Reno Aces

Annual rainfall: approx. 7.48 in.

* term "star" used loosely

Words that ought to get more colloquial use:

Gloaming

Somnambulant

Woopie

Chap

Serendipity

Balustrade

Freewheeling

Spooky

In other news…

It’s that crap time of year in sports between the end of the NFL season and the start of Major League Baseball. Brace yourselves for a tough next six weeks. What’s that you say? We still have March Madness to look forward to? Spoiler alert: it’s fixed. 

And, there's no Santa. 

I'm callin' yer bluff, Magnolia