Merry Chr... Whatever

Not sure where the last week went. To the past, probably.
OK, question answered.

MOST EXCITING CHRISTMAS GIFT:
New digital camera, which will allow me to document various activities of note, particularly the creation of an extensive study of my spending habits in The Year of Our Lord 2013.

LEAST EXCITING CHRISTMAS GIFT:
Socks.

Have you ever found yourself watching a football game at a bar only to discover half-way through that it's a re-run from earlier in the season? Man was my face red. *

Here are some cool lyrics from Neil Young written backwards:

niar eht ni wodniw eht hguorht gnihsalf sthgil deR
?naom sneris eht raeh uoy naC
enal eht ni renroc eht ni gniyl enac etihW
enola emoh gniklaw er'uoy fI
...nwod uoy gnirb ti tel t'noD

* redness primarily attributed to embarrassment, as can be discerned from context; however, the impact of consumption of several intoxicating beverages cannot be disregarded as a factor.

Most disappointing types of cookies:

1) Oatmeal raisin
2) Sugar
3) White chocolate macadamia nut

And now for something serious...
GOALS FOR 2013:

• Get back in shape
• Travel to Europe
• Learn Spanish
• Eat a kind of meat I've never tried before +
• Learn "Rylynn" on guitar (holy shit, folks) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsD6uEZsIsU
• Earn spot as second-string QB for New York Jets
• Land HBO stand-up special

+ - possibilities: Caribou; Polar bear; Snake

Best post ever? Definitely.