Lumberjack Breakfast of Sorrow

Seasons of the year, rated best to worst:
1. Autumn
2. Summer
3. Spring
4. Winter

Top Breakfast Foods:
1. Bacon
2. Eggs
3. Hashbrowns
4. Rye Toast
5. French Toast

I really wish I could watch NFL or NCAA football player highlight reels on Youtube without the horrendous, bullshit rap song that invariably accompanies them. Can someone please get on this? Dozens of people will thank you.

Co-Worker Power Rankings, Week 3:
1. Nick Brooks - photographer, philosopher, swinger
2. Arleen Reynolds - dancer, model employee, baker extraordinaire *
3. Brandon Fry - music connoisseur, Kansas City Chiefs fan, charasmatic conversationalist
4. Johnny Gauntt - pinball wizard, Karaoke enthusiast, purveyor of the island lifestyle +
5. Tina Hatch - mother, bride-to-be, epic lunch companion

* - refers to actual baking, as is performed in a kitchen
+ - see Tommy Bahama official site for reference point if needed

Remember when people used to talk about giant squids? I'd really like to see one of those in action. An alive one.

Maybe someday.

This is not good enough, folks.