“Print is dead.” 

-Dr. Egon Spengler

Aye, but Blogging is alive and well!

More inspirational quotes? OK then!

“Everything I touch turns to shit.” – Matt M., co-worker

“I want to go across desert and meet scorpion band.” – anonymous YouTube post

“I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.” – Chris Kattan

A list of the most disappointing foods:

Apples

Spinach

Cashews

Frozen yogurt

Chocolate-covered tarantulas

Quinoa

Finally, good job, Major League Baseball, by making the correct picks for both leagues in the MVP, Cy Young, and Rookie of the Year Awards.

WAR doesn't tell the whole story, folks