No, we certainly are not. Thank you for the reminder, Abby - seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, drinker of any alcoholic liquid in sight.
So this gluten allergy thing seems to be gathering steam. Every day more people realize they have a serious physical reaction to the consumption of gluten. Although this blog was not initially conceived to be a source of uniformed medical advice, the author has included a surefire test to help you, the reader, determine if you are one of the many afflicted with a severe gluten allergy:
Question 1: After eating a sandwich on white bread, do you...
a) say to yourself, "hey, that was a pretty good sandwich on white bread."
b) wash your meal down with a cold brew
c) shit violently for thirteen hours
d) make another sandwich
An answer of "C" should be cause for mild concern... (awkward pause)... that's probably a good start at any rate.
SUMMARY OF EXPERIENCES FROM THE WEEKEND OF JIM AND NANCY'S WEDDING:
Hours driven: 16.5
Miles traveled: approx. 962
Wrong turns made: several
Species of owls observed: 4
Neckties discarded: 1
Pieces of asparagus eaten: 22
Shots of Bulleit rye consumed: too many
Showers taken: 2
Alright, alright.
"... we're bar folk."
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