Fuck the Following:
Land mines
Expired pasta sauce
Filipino women
Grease
Self-help books
Vegans
The last 75 pages of White Teeth
Shoes that come with shoelaces of inadequate length
Old Spice
Denver Broncos fans
2013
Pickle shots
Dave Matthews detractors *
Green bell peppers
The Academy Awards
Lice
- * He was good for a while, folks!
Is the Rant back?
We shall see; even I don't know anymore.
1 comment:
By "Grease" do you mean the film or the substance? One gets songs in your head that make you want to kill yourself 7 hours later, the other gets on you and makes you dread trying to wash your hands because it somehow doesn't wash off.
Thanks, big fan.
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