Some more things I’m tired of:
Old people at bars
Unemployment
“Family Guy”
That really ugly porn star who’s in all the HBO late night films
Tim McCarver
Amstel Light
Online poker
Doug Flutie
Guys whose nicknames consist of their first name initial followed by “Dog”
The Tom Brady vs. Peyton Manning comparison
People who bring signs to baseball games
The “Halloween” movies
Birds

World Series update #1:

Mercifully, the Red Sox are putting to rest all of this “Rocktober” garbage along with the talk of Colorado being the team of destiny in Major League Baseball. I mean let’s keep it in perspective: they play in the National League.

Sox 2; Rockies 0

Well, that’s the update. Better than anything you’ll hear from that asshole McCarver anyway.