Things I’m grateful for:
Antiseptic
The corn muffin
Beer
Adrenaline
The roadside diner
Bonnie Tyler

A serious problem I have with Meg Ryan:
Before deciding to show her pale, seriously aging body in In the Cut, this woman was rich and famous for doing the same thing over and over again: playing an annoying, slightly past-her-prime, lovelorn simpleton who traces her way through a predictable, uninteresting plotline only to end up with a less-than-attractive male friend-turned-lover. Look at the people she hooked up with in those movies! Tom Hanks, Nicholas Cage (sort of), Billy Crystal?! To hell with her. I hope she ends up penniless and bald.

Random superlatives, second installment:
Ugliest pro baseball player: Miguel Cairo
Thinnest U.S. state: Colorado
Largest land animal: African bush elephant
Most pathetic sports franchise: Los Angeles Clippers
Coolest physically unattractive actress: Kathy Bates
Most venomous spider: Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer)
Darkest color: Black

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