"She may be mistaken about me ejaculating on her face because she was on morphine."
-Dr. David Newman, in response to a disturbing allegation from the ER
It's never good when things reach this fever pitch in medicine.
Maybe she was mistaken.
Maybe you should stop jacking off on people's faces after doping them.
Who knows?!?
In other news, the Red Sox are doing well, despite the ineptitude of recently acquired pitcher David Price. They paid this tall motherfucker $250 million dollars, too.
I'd say... the price... was wrong?
Go Cap's!
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