Like Justin Long's acting career, this blog just won't die!
Also like Long's acting career, no one seems to be paying any attention..."You should take up smoking, Bill."
-Mike Tucker, co-worker
Things I've heard referred to as a "game changer" in the last month:
*Charmin flush-able wet wipes
*Patrick Mahomes
*The tiny house lifestyle
*Working the 12 Steps
*The Impossible Whopper
Super Bowl Predictions:
49ers win by 7
Mahomes throws for a hair under 300 yards
Shakira does not disappoint at halftime (though J-Lo proves to be well past her prime)
One may at this point be thinking:
Bill, it's been over 28 months since your last post. Surely, you must have more material in your repertoire than this trivial and poorly-conceived nonsense.
To you I say... perhaps next time!
(poop emoji)
