Here are some awful jokes!

Did you hear about the new homoerotic novel that took pop culture by storm?

It’s called 50 Shades of Heyyyy

Tupperware? 

More like tupperWhere Did It Go?*

Hey did you hear there’s a new biopic about Whitey Bulger’s sexual obsession with ethnic women?

Yeah, it’s called Black Ass

* ’cause it gets lost easily

(dodges a tomato)

States that have only one area code:

Montana (406)

Hawaii (808)

Alaska (907)

New Mexico (505)

North Dakota (701)

Wyoming (307)

Rhode Island (401)

South Dakota (605)

Idaho (208)

NFL Update: 

The Bengals are 6-0, suckers. All you New England Patriots fan bozos said it would never happen, and laughed at me in my Jeff Blake jersey, but who’s laughing now? (laughs hysterically, tries to remove syringe lodged in arm)… I am! I’m laughing. Just wait til February when they b*ttrape whichever sorry NFC team has to play them in Super Bowl LII.

Well the Patriots are doing OK, too.

Tune in next time for another NFL update.

Selected pub trivia team names for Bill and Sarah:

Wenis McGee

Dingus O’Reilly

Not without my Wenis

The Shitty Beatles

The Appreciative Deceased

Blood Donut

Shanghai Poon

Rip Van Wenis