Thursday, July 30, 2015

Eh

"Took 4 glasses of wine to the face after not having dinner. Oops."
-Abby*

* you are wonderful

Observation on Marilyn Manson fans: they're just like you and me! (ominous music erupts in background)

States I'd like to visit one of these days:
Alaska
New Mexico
Colorado
California
Oregon (don't worry, Portland. I'll get there eventually)

Other quotes? OK then.

"It's disgusting, how much you drink." - my boss
"I really need a lighter or I can't smoke this..." - Chris
"I always wondered: what if you had two vaginas on your chest and one boob where your vagina is." - my other boss

I've had it.