The Twilight Zone of Anger and Stupidity

Is anyone else not buying Pandora’s bullshit?

All they do is play The Strokes! 

“Oh, you like Wilco? Let's play some Strokes!” 

“Yeah? Death Cab? How about some Strokes?”

“Oh you’re listening to The Strokes? Here’s some more Strokes!”

Your half-assed music genome project is a continuous source of frustration. I’ve had enough!*

More words of wisdom from the office:

Co-worker 1: “I just posted a sweet inspirational quote on LinkedIn”

Co-worker 2: “Nice. What is it?”
Co-worker 1: “It… shit, I forgot.”

“Colorado Springs… that’s in Colorado, right?” – anonymous

Dear God.

*I’ll keep listening, but I’m onto your act.

Here’s a good way to test a salesman who’s asking you for a job: make him create a Christian Mingles profile and see if he can get the girl to sleep with him on the first date. Everyone wins!

You know what I miss? Asian family-owned food marts. When are those making a comeback?

Finally, a few facts you never knew about Marie Curie:

1. Won not one, but TWO Nobel prizes (1903, 1911)

2. Conducted a year-long affair with physicist Paul Langevin

3. Daughter Eva Curie was a total hottie (and won 0 Nobel Prizes)**

** Don't mind if I do!