Well, Shit

Sorry, Blog. I abandoned you once again, albeit briefly. Let us not forget the 18 months that passed from October 2009 to April 2011 where I failed to write a single word. So really no need to blow the brief hiatus in February out of proportion.

That being said, here is a list of foods I wish I'd eat more of:

FOODS I WISH I'D EAT MORE OF:
1) Catfish (grilled)
2) Ice Cream (assorted flavors)
3) Bacon
4) Asparagus
5) Bacon-wrapped Asparagus
6) Cheerios

Many have asked for my take on the new Adidas Zumbaz line of NCAA uniforms. My insights are as follows:

Terrible! *

To be honest, this is more of a filler entry before St. Patrick's Day's BEST BLOG POST EVER, in which the humble author will attempt to bring his craft to new heights and deliver the finest post ever written in the prestigious history of the Rant.
Until next time...

* A blind Persian could do better!