Thursday, November 29, 2012

This Again?

One new post every 18 months? Sounds about right.

Six Bizarre stats about Baseball Hall of Famer Wade Boggs:
1) He was not elected to an All-Star team until he was 27 years old
2) His 8 Silver Slugger awards as a third baseman are the most all time
3) He led the league in intentional walks from 1987 to 1992
4) At one time he had a four-year-long extramarital affair *
5) His middle name is Anthony
6) He really likes lemon chicken

* - the lucky lady? You guessed it: Margo Adams, California mortgage broker

A new weekly segment on the blog begins... Weekly Yodle Co-Worker Power Rankings. This list will attempt to recognize the 5 people forced to spend the day here with me for their contributions to my continued sanity. Week 1:

WEEK 1 CO-WORKER POWER RANKINGS:
1) Tina Hatch
2) Kyle Day
3) Arleen Reynolds *
4) Brandon Fry +
5) Jaime Jimenez

* - dropped from a likely first place slot when it was determined that she had been using performance-enhancing drugs to save deals with clients
+ - sleeper pick who must continue to provide insight into writing and the sports world in order to maintain his spot in the rankings

Set list from my most recent stand-up routine:
War of 1812; Porcupines; Jada Pinkett; Tattoos; Spray painting my balls; Fantasy Football

I thought I'd have more to say after 18 month. Well, the hell with it. Until next time, sleep well.