Thursday, June 19, 2008

Coolest National Flags:
Malawi
Sri Lanka
Kiribati
Martinique
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
Greece

Honorable mention goes to Libya for having a flag that is essentially a plain green sheet of paper.

Brands I hate:
Old Navy
Dunkin' Donuts
McDonald's
Blockbuster
Comcast
Cadillac
Toyota
Starbucks
Evian
Vitamin Water
Coors
The NBA
The WNBA
Budweiser

A third thing: I want to talk briefly about Jeff Van Gundy. This ugly, bald shit was somehow allowed to become a commentator after a very mediocre coaching career and is possibly the most obnoxious sports announcer of all time. That's right, McCarver. Your lame ass is off the hook. Van Gundy stands alone as the one man who has never said one thing that I have agreed with. Not once. And his completely biased, anti-Celtic agenda was enough to send even the most level-headed fan over the edge. So you can imagine what it did to me.

Finally: For anyone who still reads this blog... do you ever have really bad nightmares when you fall asleep in the afternoon or evening? I do. Shit.

Thank you for your time.