Ahem.

Special congratulations to NFL wideouts Randy Moss and Terrell Owens for their outstanding performances this weekend (both caught 4 touchdown passes in their teams’ winning efforts on Sunday). Well done, men. I hate you both.

Three worst colors:
3. Pink
2. Bright green
1. Yellow

And now for the announcement of the second Douche Bag of the Week Award:

This week’s winner: Bill Sheehan (me)
To begin a new weekly award segment on the blog, and then fail to make a second post for 22 days, is as inexcusable as it is nonsensical. My carelessness has in effect robbed two potential recipients, two real douche bags, of being honored with the award, and for that I both apologize and gladly select myself as this week’s winner.

This week’s runner-up: Denver Broncos coach Mike Shanahan
Can we stop with this “icing the kicker” bullshit? It doesn’t work, and it just cost your team three points on national television. You douche bag.

Four NBA players I really like: Steve Nash; Kevin Garnett; LeBron James; Adam Morrison *

* - out for the 2007-08 season (knee injury)

Ok.